var textnumber = 63 ; 
var randomnumber = Math.random() ; 
var rand1 = Math.round( (textnumber-1) * randomnumber) + 1 ; 
text = new Array 
text[1] = "remember! the soil is the deepest point an airplane can fly to. undestroyed." 
text[2] = "may the lift be with you."
text[3] = "dont fly slow and low. destruction is near!"
text[4] = "have a nice day!"
text[5] = "never turn the transmitter on. unless you are sure what you are doing....."
text[6] = "your plane has crashed? you are guilty!"
text[7] = "last words of a pilot: sure, the receiver is on!"
text[8] = "a pilots last words: sure, the wings are tightly bolted on!"
text[9] = "the wind wasnt too strong. your plane was too weak."
text[10] = "i heard that nasty noise, was that your plane?"
text[11] = "the model was too expensive? the repairs will be even more!"
text[12] = "dont fly solo. who is going to help, if needed?"
text[13] = "you plan to fly with weak cells? most probably you are going to murder the model"
text[14] = "fly regularly fast low passes in inverted flight. the muck excavator bucket is nearly empty!"
text[15] = "dont stare at the hips of a woman passing by while flying high. the female and the model will disappear....."
text[16] = "yes, its a good idea to smoke while refuelling your plane. the next local firefighters exercise is long overdue."
text[17] = "start your engine with bare hands. life is easier with fewer fingers!"
text[18] = "always land in trees, fences or fields. if possible, far away. all the guys are eagerly awaiting a lost-plane-search."
text[19] = "its a real challenge for the discerning aviator to sail at maximum altitude and far away till the engines final cough."
text[20] = "if you like annoyance, fly over spectators!"
text[21] = "most common phrase on the flying field: do you have some cyano for me?"
text[22] = "most used word immediately after flight: shit!"
text[23] = "you have checked everything preflight? as has been proven, the only thing you forgot will be the cause of destruction...."
text[24] = "only the more cowardly perform a re-check!"
text[25] = "foreword: i dont know, if the dihedral angle is set correctly. epilogue: shit!"
text[26] = "its a good idea to extend that aerial."
text[27] = "never use that damned frequency marker. add more thrills for all."
text[28] = "never try to land deeper than the roots of the grass!"
text[29] = ";-)"
text[30] = "plenty of beer inside you will guarantee for plenty of pieces."
text[31] = "fly your seaplane over land, the undercarriaged one over waters. this makes things easier!"
text[32] = "fly overloaded and underpowered. thats excitement!"
text[33] = "steer planes far too fast for your experience. we will help you collect the parts."
text[34] = "what should i say about your last flight? disaster?"
text[35] = "positioning your airplane right in front of the sun will help to make its flight attitude more recognizable."
text[36] = "check everything, every time! otherwise you have to glue......."
text[37] = "add fun for the spectators! fly with warped wings, broken ribs, empty cells, ..."
text[38] = "stunt flying at a height equal to the eyebrows of the ants will fertilize the flying area with some balsa dust."
text[39] = "set the final landing approach behind obstacles. the landing will be spectacular, at least, ...probably."
text[40] = "right after launch, have you ever enjoyed the thought: the swich is off..... ?"
text[41] = "to proove the correctness of the direction and length of rudder-movements during initial flight is a more brutal method."
text[42] = "it is delightful to crash, too, after hitting the remnants of your ex-plane, which you left after its last flight."
text[43] = "never use a model-finder. its more fun to destroy a whole wheat-field. the farmer will applause too."
text[44] = "use roaring engines. this will increase the social compatibilty of our hobby immensely."
text[45] = "never ask the humorless owner of the meadow you plan to fly from. he will be pleased to see his trampled cow-fodder."
text[46] = "always start in the direction of people. almost certainly they will enjoy the feeling of beeing hunted!"
text[47] = "dont consider the stupid wind sock. get more thrills by landing crosswise to the wind direction!"
text[48] = "before your lift-off, never check if there is someone in final approach. he will be delighted...."
text[49] = "you plan to land? be sure that nobody else is aware of this."
text[50] = "the wise, elder aviator recommends : hone your skills with a flight-simulator!"
text[51] = "its wiser to check cg before maiden flight!"
text[52] = "you smashed your plane beyond repair? dont be contrite, an industry is prospering through people like us."
text[53] = "ram that enemy plane!"
text[54] = "gentlemen, start your engines......."
text[55] = "let your bird ascend to breezy heights. that is its definition!"
text[56] = "fly each suitable day, fly as often as possible, that is the secret of good flying."
text[57] = "build as strong and as light as possible. otherwise the result will fly short and ugly, or not at all."
text[58] = "while flying, expect the unexpected."
text[59] = "your attempt to sail high beneath heavy cumuli may lead to a new world-record in unsteered flight."
text[60] = "dont soar beyond the capabilities of your model and yourself. you will lose."
text[61] = "dont fly behind the borders of your flying range. the obstacles win every time!"
text[62] = "avoid that tree! its preferable to land on that mowed grass-strip we have prepared for."
text[63] = "rip violently at those control-sticks during final landing approach! so says the trader of kits..."
var random = text[rand1]